I am so pleased to announce that I finally have found my calling in life. I know who I am to be and my purpose. I intend to faithfully fulfill that purpose despite any negativity from others.
I am supposed to be that lady driving aimlessly about, going way to slow, making sudden stops and remaining in ignorant bliss of your rants.
I know this because I have actually BEEN this for several years. I just didn’t realize that it was a good thing; that it taught others patience; that it helped some vent steam.
I know that I’m supposed to drive about aimlessly, or what appears to be aimlessly because I already get lost easily. If I don’t print out a map prior to the journey it might take me twice as long to arrive. If I don’t pay close attention, I could end up in Oklahoma. (I know this because I have done it. *sigh*)
I personally have received many of the infamous “Hawaiian Salutes” and they don’t bother me. I don’t even get mad.
See? It HAS to be my purpose in life. I am very well suited for the position.